Crash of the Titans
Hans Ebson is a fawning muscle worshipper who admires Tony Titan (Rico Dulce) as he works out in a black jockstrap. After some preening and posing, Hans takes a mouthful of Tony's fat, uncut cock. Then he lets Tony fuck him on the weight bench. Vinnie Titan is an ex-football star with a drug habit who seduces a buddy (Dave Nelson) after tossing a ball around. They take turns blowing each other. Then they get into a 69. Dave eats ass while Vinnie sucks cock. Afterward Vinnie fucks the cum out of Dave.
Thor, and square-jawed bodybuilder with tattoos that infringe on several Warner Bros. copyrights, is the Titan Brothers' chauffeur. He takes a break from washing the car in his bikini briefs so he can jack off. He polishes the hood of the car with a part of his anatomy not normally used for that sort of thing before finally dropping his load.When Vinnie and Tony bring home a smoldering party boy (Rocky) it's the beginning of the end. After showing off his furry butthole, Rocky goes down on Vinnie and Tony's thick, veiny cocks. He takes both their dicks into his mouth at once before letting the brothers fuck him at both ends. The brothers shoot their loads on Rocky. But later that night, Rocky OD's. Tom Katt, returning to porn looking bigger and hairier than ever, plays a sleazebag who coaxes a straight cop into giving him sex in exchange for an incriminating tape of the Titan Brothers and their dead trick. Tony Valentino, a Brit, plays the cop. He sounds like Austin Powers when Tom gives him a blowjob. ("Yeah, ecstasy, baby, ecstasy!") Valentino's a real sleaze talker. His improvised color commentary during the blowjob is downright hysterical. Vinnie, we're told, meets his maker shortly after being captured by the police. But Tony finds a happier fate in some undisclosed tropical paradise with an Italian pool boy (Giovani Corleone) who sucks his dick and rides his cock. Check your cholesterol, because you'll get a heavy helping of beefcake from this super sleazy fuckfest.
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