Director's Uncut

Online Rental: 24 hrs $8.49 Director: Michael Lucas Studio: Lucas Entertainment Starring: Michael Lucas (aka Michel Lucas), Chad Hunt, Michel Mattel, Todd Willard, Mark Derek, Mitch Ryder, Jessie Bryce, Robert Del Toro Rating:

Director's Uncut is an ironic spoof of the seedy side of porn. This mockumentary follows actor/director Michael Lucas behind the scenes as he does a dead-on sendup of the sleazy porn producer stereotype. He lays the oily charm on so thick his performance practically slides right off the screen. Lest we mistake the fictional Michael Lucas for the real Michael Lucas, every now and then he cuts to pages from the actual shooting script so we can see that his sleazy behavior is just an act.
    In the opening scene Todd Willard--not a pretty face, but a really hot body--"auditions" for Michael and his assistant Mitch Ryder. This leads to a threeway on the casting couch where Michael gets to fuck his assistant and the actor even though he has no intention of hiring the aspiring porn star.
    On the set, Michael shoots a suck-n-fuck scene with horsehung Chad Hunt and handsome New Yorker Jesse Bryce. Chad's cock is so big Jesse can barely wrap his fist around it, and he only manages to take about half of it down his throat. When Chad fucks him, it looks like he's on the verge of tears, but Jesse's drooling dick stays hard while he's getting plowed.
    Michael cons Chad into shooting an extra scene for free with Roberto Del Toro and Mark Derek, a beautiful exotic type and a talented cocksucker. Mark and Roberto take turns sucking Chad's dick. Then Michael gets in on the act, shoving his dick into Mark's mouth while Chad fingers his smooth butthole. Mark and Roberto bottom for Michael and Chad respectively. And Mark ends up blowing his load all over Roberto's face.
    In the final scene Michael tries to pull the same con on his favorite star Michel Mattel, only Michel gets the last laugh. But he makes sure to get a good fuck out of Michael before he fucks Michael over. After Michael cums on Michel's ass, Michel turns around and sucks Michael clean.
    This New York production features a melting pot of ethnic types--a plus for anyone bored by the West Hollywood scene. It's also good for a laugh since Lucas has become a master of self-parody.