Historic Affairs

Online Rental: 30 days only $12.95 Director: Paul Barresi Studio: U.S. Male/In X-cess Starring: Max Grand, Paul Carrigan, Seth Black, Dino DiMarco, Ivan Burton, Jason Nikas, Dominick Sinclair, Jim Bentley, Paul Morgan Rating:

Features some hot actors, but the action would've been so much hotter without all the silly costumes. As the title suggests, the plot focuses on the "historic affairs" of various men from the past. We've got Paul Carrigan and Max Grand as a couple of Trojans. (The soldiers, not the rubbers.) Note the electrical outlet on the wall. Boy, that ancient city of Troy must've had some resourceful inventors. Jason Nikas plays a British Red Coat with an American accent and Dominick Sinclair plays a monk with a tan line. Both guys are cute, but their costumes are ridiculous. Dino DiMarco is a Union soldier, and Ivan Burton is his Confederate prisoner. For some reason Dino calls him "red." Then Seth Black enters dressed as an Indian chief, calling Dino "sir," to tell him that the war is over. I'm guessing one of these guys is wearing the wrong costume, but somebody forgot to change the script. Then Jim Bentley and Paul Carrigan play a couple of naval guys during WWII. Bentley looks handsome in his uniform, but Paul looks like a goof, and his performance is just weird. He's literally drooling when he goes down on Bentley's cock. What is up with that? I know it's nitpicky to expect historical accuracy from a porno, but some of the mistakes were so stupid and distracting, I found myself laughing when I should've been getting off.