Joe's Big Adventure

Online Rental: 24 hrs $9.99 Director: Barry Knight Studio: Jaguar Productions Starring: Joe Landon, Tommy Cruise, Jessy, Jeffrey, Guillaume, Karl, Vito, Mike, Kenny Rating:

Wholesome boy next door Joe Landon's got something big alright! But it isn't quite an adventure. In the first scene, which won the GayVN for Best Solo Performance, Joe gets to show off his two best assets: his perfect bubble butt and his near footlong cock. First he lounges in the pool, floating naked on a pool raft. Then he climbs out of the water for a poolside jerk off, which ends with a fairly impressive load.
    Later, Joe's friend Tommy Cruise drops by. Tommy wants to watch reruns of his favorite WB drama, "Dawson's Creek," but Joe would rather watch home movies of his trip to Montreal.
    Okay, so I'm kidding about the "Dawson's Creek" reruns but couldn't resist alluding to Tom Cruise.
    As you can guess, Tommy appropriated the name of the world's most famous $cientologist because they share similar looks and a fondness for 10-inch cocks.
    Again, I kid Tom Cruise. Please don't sue! I'm sure Katie's better half is 100% str8. He once dated Cher afterall. There's nothing gay about that, right?
    But back to the porn...
    Tommy's visit ends with a trip to Joe's bedroom. Their chemistry ignites in this scene as they take turns sucking each other's dicks. There's some 69 action where we get a nice view of Joe's tight, virginal butthole. Then Tommy takes Joe's enormous endowment up his ample bottom. The look on Tommy's face says it all. He seems to really enjoy getting probed by little Joe's giant rod. Tommy ends up popping a massive load all over Joe's chest while he sits on his cock. Even Joe looks surprised by the size of Tommy's cum shot as it shoots past his head, landing all over the pillow.
    The rest of the video -- dare I say it? -- sucks compared to Joe's scenes. It features a cast of average lookers from Celine Dion country, but my hard-on just couldn't go on as I watched their scenes. When Pee Wee went on his big adventure, Tim Burton put him in all but one scene of the movie. So the next time Joe has a big adventure, he better be in every scene as well, dammit!
    Still, the two Joe Landon scenes are enough to make the video worthwhile. Aside from his physical attributes, this guy's got charm and charisma to spare. Just look at that adorable box cover photo. Sigh!
    The DVD extras include a scene index, a musical slide show of shots from the movie, a blooper reel, and preview clips from two other Jaguar Production videos.