Lap It Up

Online Rental: 30 days only $14.95 Director: Blade Thompson Studio: Blade Thompson Productions Starring: Mason Flynt, Hank Hightower, Steve Pierce, Michael Vista, Mike Vespa, Rob Kirk, Josh Evers , Marcus Day, Blade Thompson Rating:

Lap It Up. As in, "Eat that cum!" It's a specialty video where the highlight of each scene is a shot of the actors licking their own cum off the bodies of their on screen sex partners.
    Porn star turned director, Blade Thompson, plays host to this video as he introduces each of the scenes he directed while lounging in a bathrobe, playing with his fat cock. I have to say he seems to be enjoying his work a little more than I did.
    In the first scene, street-meat Rob Kirk and twink Marcus Day do each other in a spiral stairwell. These two aren't really the sort of guys I would go for, but they seemed to be really into it. I did enjoy the part where Kirk cums on Day's cock and then licks it off. There was a time in gay porn when a guy could suck a man off and then lick his cock clean, but those days are long gone. This, of course, is the next best thing.
    Next, rich man Michael Vista gets a ride from daddy chauffeur Mike Vespa. Now these two are really not my type, but, again, they really seemed to enjoy each other. And the scene ends with each guy eating his own cum.
    In the third scene, twinkie Josh Evers wanders into a back alley and gets "raped" by rough biker bear Hank Hightower. Evers plays the innocent as Hightower forces him to suck cock and give up his ass. At this point--I have to confess--my finger hit the FF button more than a few times. Hightower was looking a little paunchy and Evers was just too much of a bean pole for me to enjoy him. But I could tell that they ate their own cum--even as their images zipped by in fast-forward motion.
    The fourth scene (Finally!) was a scene I could like. Rugged manly man Mason Flynt is soaking in a hot tub with Steve Pierce. When the warm water gives Mason a hard-on, Steve asks to see it. I wanted to say, "You look with your eyes, not with your mouth, Steve." But why complain? Steve looks good with Mason's massive meat in his mouth. They're a vocal pair. Listen for the sound of Pierce moaning with a mouthful of cock. Pierce is also good at taking orders from Flynt. (As well as Thompson. At one point, you can hear him giving instructions from the director's chair.) Pierce puts a leg up on the edge of the tub and Mason gives him a ball-slapping ass fuck. Then Pierce turns around and rides Flynt's baloney pony. Mason finishes by splashing a hot load all over Steve's arched back. And it's especially hot to see a butch daddy lick his boytoy clean. Steve follows it up by cumming on Mason's shoulder and licking it off. They fall back into the water, totally spent.
    Somehow I doubt that Rod Serling ever had this problem, but host Thompson ends up cumming on his own chest while he's watching the show. He eats it too, looking rather proud of himself.
    Basically, though, it's just an average movie. I'm giving it 2.5 stars. Consider it a three if you like twinks and paunchy bears.