A Matter of Size

Online Rental: 24 hrs $8.99 Director: Matt Sterling Studio: Huge Video Starring: Doug Weston, Lance Chisholm, Brian Michaels, Bill Henson, Matt Ramsey (aka Peter North), Eric Stryker, Scott Avery, Mike Ryan, Brad Walsh, Steve Krause, Don Webber (aka Marc Wallace), Joe Porcelli, Brian Michaels (aka Bobby Madison) Rating:

A Matter of Size has been a consistent best seller since its initial release back in 1983. Nearly two decades later, it holds up remarkably well, presenting the kind of over-the-top erotic imagery normally found alongside stroke mag fiction in the form of an artist's rendering. Director Matt Sterling had a keen understanding of the kind of images that fuel the gay male libido.
    Take the first scene for example. Bill Henson and Eric Stryker (both gone, but not forgotten) are relaxing on the beach. Henson, the cover model, is a wholesomely appealing boy next door. Stryker is a classically handsome, blond muscle god. Bill tells Eric about his wet dream...
    He's out in the yard tossing a football with his buddy. There's nothing queer about either of these two boys. But then Bill gets hot, so he takes off his shirt. His buddy licks his lips. "Looks like you've been working out," the buddy says. A few minutes later, the buddy tackles Henson and manages to plant a love bite on his ass. (Mental note: Even without the love bites, American football is the second most homoerotic violent contact sport.) Soon they take the action into the house where Bill strips down to a pair a trunks so short his balls become visible when he sits down. There's some mutual groping and heavy petting. Too-short shorts reveal round, squeezable butt cheeks. Then a mouth wraps around a cock, a dick slides up an asshole. The cum flows freely--all the action set to a throbbing disco beat.
    But it doesn't end there. Bill's wet dream has an epilogue. He's on the floor, handcuffed. A hung stud with glistening muscles towers over him. The hung stud bears a striking resemblance to hetero superstar Peter North. No wait. That is Peter North! Bill can look, but Peter won't let him touch. Bill jerks off while Peter coyly shows off his ass. After Bill has an orgasm, Peter drops a pint sized wad all over his chest.
    Now it's Eric's turn to tell Bill about his wet dream, and it gets even better! He's decked out like a modern day He-Man, in jeans with leather straps across his chest. Eric takes off his pants and immediately appears in front of a tableau of leathermen. The guys stroke their cocks. One guy fingers his own asshole. Eric rubs his cock on a guy's boot, then he starts licking the leatherman's armpit while the leatherman slaps his ass. There's some boot licking and some toe sucking. Pretty soon there's so much going on, it's hard to keep track of who's doing what to whom. One guy's getting a blowjob. Another guy eats another man's ass. Eric sucks cock... then another cock. Zoom in on a hooded leatherman giving head. Another guy's getting spanked in the background. You can hear the hand smack his butt cheek. The hooded leatherman beats off, but he almost has an orgasm so he has to stop. His friend bends over, and he fucks him up the ass. Big hands grip fat, greasy cocks. The cum spurts. Warm tongues clean up hot spunk. One guy tries to catch the jism in his mouth as it gushes out of his buddy's cock.
    Back to reality. Bill and Eric visit their friend, Doug Weston. Doug has an interesting story to share. Flashback to the night he looked into a window and found three guys going at it by a fireplace. Friendly fondling turns into an all out oral and anal assault. One guy (Brian Michaels) calls the shots, telling his two buddies what to do. He keeps calling one of the guys Marc--as in Marc Wallace. There was a time when Marc had a solid reputation on the straight side of the porno industry as a first rate ladies' man. However--like his good friend Peter--Marc would sometimes play with the boys. (For money anyway.) I was surprised to see him lick a guy's ass, kiss the same guy on the mouth, and then suck on Brian Michaels' dick. Marc even bends over to take it up the ass. Look for the visible, undeniable penetration shot.
    Doug's story gets Bill and Eric all worked up. Both are eager to try his dick on for size. They take turns riding him. When Eric wants a piece of Bill's ass, Bill is more than willing to give it up. Then Doug gets a novel idea. He stacks one on top of the other so he can fuck Stryker's ass, then Hanson's. Sounds pretty cool, huh?
    If you're a serious porn collector, you have to see this movie! Hell, you should buy the video just to see the art work on the reverse side of the box cover. The big, glossy butt shot of Peter North is priceless.