Piece of Cake

Online Rental: 48 hrs only $12.95 Director: n/a Studio: Jocks Starring: Jeff Hammond, Chuck Hunter (aka Juan Perez), Blake Callahan, Kip Harting, Randy White, Randy Mixer, Jason Andrews, Danny Sommers Rating:

They should've called this movie "Piece of Ass," because it's a butt-lover's wet dream. As the studio moniker suggests, all the actors are in fine, athletic shape (no twinks) with firm, round, rumps--ready to bend over and spread 'em for the camera. In this reviewer's not so humble opinion, no scene is complete without a good long shot of both (or all) the actors' asses, so I was thrilled by the amount of butt-play--complete with plenty of ass-level shots of the fucking action.
    The plot's pretty basic. During the opening credits--which includes stills of the actors in tempting poses--buff Latin stud, Chuck Hunter (a.k.a. "In Touch" model Juan Perez), takes a jog down to the corner mailbox in revealing short shorts and tank top. (Nice legs!) It seems Chuck is throwing himself a birthday party, and he has to get all the invitations out to his friends on time. But with friends like Chuck's, who needs enemas? We soon learn why Chuck had to throw the party for himself instead of his friends throwing a party for him. His self-centered friends are too busy satisfying their own desires.
    No halfway decent Jocks movie would be complete without a locker room scene. So in our first sequence, we meet long, tall Randy White, who had planned to go to Chuck's party straight from the gym. But limber bottom-boy, Jason Andrews, has other plans for his workout buddy. In the locker room, Jason hits Randy up for some impromptu sex, and Jason won't take no for an answer--shoving his face into Randy's ass when Randy bends over in front of his locker. What follows is a healthy round of face-fucking, dick-sucking, finger-probing, 69, and a whole lotta the ole in-out/in-out on top of a locker room bench. It ends with Jason cumming on himself and Randy getting off a nice load on his buddy's chest.
    Next, we're treated to a scene of domestic tranquility with lovers Danny Sommers and Blake Callahan. Adorable bottom Danny is wrapping a package for Chuck, but rugged Blake has a package of his own for Danny to un-wrap--with his mouth! Blake and Danny begin the action with some surprisingly sensual foreplay. Then it's down to the nitty-gritty as Danny inhales Blakes cock, looking totally hot with a mouthful of dick. After Blake sits on Danny's face--letting Danny lick his hairy hole--it's Danny's turn for some sphincter action. Blake loosens Danny's asshole with his fingers and his dick, then he probes Danny's milky white bottom with a fat rubber dildo. Manly Callahan throws a nice fuck into boyish Somers, and they cum at the same time--with Blake dropping a nice round of curds on Danny's stomach.
    In the third scene, Randy Mixer is taking a nap when delivery boy Jeff Hammond barges into his house with a package for Chuck. (Too bad Jeff's not wearing a UPS uniform.) Mixer is justifiably miffed at first, but who could stay mad at a humpy honey like Jeff? Box cover model (and former "Playgirl" model) Jeff Hammond is one of the most attractive men in porn. It's easy to see why he's graced the covers of so many video boxes. He's not as pumped as he would later become, but he's still drop-dead gorgeous with a perfectly squeezable ass and a thick, juicy, dark-skinned cock.
    But back to the action... It's not long before Mixer is bobbing his head on Jeff's pretty cock. But Jeff gets carried away, putting Randy on his back, so he can slam his dick into Randy's mouth from above. Meanwhile, Randy plays with Jeff's delectable butt, flashing Jeff's virgin asshole at the camera. Randy licks the head of his own prick while Jeff fingers him, and there's an all-too-brief shot of the two studs 69-ing. (Jeff looks good with a dick in his mouth.) He fucks Randy frontwards and backwards. (Randy stays hard the whole time.) The scene even includes intimate eye contact during some face-to-face fucking. They look good together while they're screwing, but the cum shots are mediocre.
    But what about our boy Chuck?
    Poor guy. His outdoor party at a local park is a total bust. Nobody showed. That's when handsome park ranger Kip Harting shows up to tell Chuck that it's illegal to have fires in the park after 3:00. (Chuck's weeping over a grill, cooking hamburgers. And points go to the costumer for putting Kip in a ranger's uniform.) But Kip softens when he hears Chuck's sob story, and they sit down for some food and conversation (including a "piece of cake"--get it?), then the next thing you know, they're naked and rubbing crotches in Chuck's (or is it Kip's?) bedroom.
    This final scene is really hot and a nice way to finish the movie. It's the most intense scene of all, with enthusiastic bottoming from both actors. And they both seem to be really into each other. Chuck devours Kip's cock while giving Kip's butt the finger, then they move the action over to the bed. Kip seems to genuinely appreciate the feel of Chuck's fingers sliding into his ass. ("Ooh yeah--it hurts so good!") And he goes absolutely wild when Chuck slides his cock up his ass. They trade places, and we see more frenzied fucking--this time with Chuck on the bottom--their bodies glistening with sweat. (And, again, I have to say the butt shots are fantastic!) They end the scene with more dildo action. First Chuck takes one up the butt while biting his knuckles. Then they share a double dong while jerking themselves off. Chuck's cum shot is lost to a bad camera angle, but Kip straddles Chuck, leaving a nice deposit on his partner's sweaty torso.
    Overall, "Piece of Cake" is a highly recommendable video. "Shot directly on professional synch-sound video," it does feature crisp, TV standard videography. But more importantly, the sex is hot, the actors are hotter, and they all have great asses!