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Nino Bacci, proving that a suit can be sexier than a uniform, hosts an "Antiques Road Show" inspired series. He has some good news and some bad news for Lindon Hawk. His gold-plated candle stick is only worth $50, but his "smooth, hardly used" derriere is priceless. (Good thing Lindon never tried anything kinky with the Lemon Pledge.) Nino makes an up close and personal appraisal by ramming his face into the merchandise. They fuck to an extremely thick and creamy finish. In the next very special episode, sweet-assed Clint Fox and horsehung Joe Young are about to go all the way when they're busted by Sam Dixon, a member of the sex police. Sam looks awesome in uniform--even better without it; especially when he's getting fucked by horsehung Joe. Sam Crockett logs in some "tool time" with Leo Bramm and Jackson Price on his home improvement series. The ruggedly handsome Bramm makes the strongest impression with his beefy, masculine appearance. He can suck cock with the best of 'em and even gets sucked and fucked simultaneously by Crockett and Price. Sam demonstrates some alternative uses for tools by literally screwing and hammering Price's ass. (Kids don't try this at home.) The scene ends with a circle jerk. Those of you playing at home can jerk off like Tristan Paris as you watch the proceedings. You might want to use a good sized dildo instead of your remote, the way Tristan does. The nooks and crannies between those buttons would be a bitch to disinfect. Fortunately, Fernando Montana, the cable guy, is still around to help finish him off with some hot oral sex and a good butt reaming. How's that for cable-ready consolation?
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