Director: Jim Steel Studio: Vivid Starring: Cort Stevens, Brad Michaels, Paul Carrigan, Jordan Young, Adam Rom, Nick Steel, David Cline, and in non-sexual roles Bruno, Mickey Skee Rating:
If the title makes you go "Huh?" then you've probably forgotten that cheesy reality series, "Rescue 911," hosted by William Shatner. It went off the air in the mid-90s, but it was ripe for parody when this video was produced. Bruno... in a non-sexual role... does an amusing approximation... of William Shatner's bizarre habit... of pausing at the wrong moment! It makes it easy to imagine Shatner's Captain Kirk screaming, "Dammit, is this what you wanted to see...? Men... fucking like animals?!" And speaking of animals, I think somebody forgot to kill his toupee before they put it on his head. The premise doesn't quite hold up as we get to the actual vignettes, but don't worry. The sex is still pretty hot. Paul Carrigan "subdues" Adam Rom, thinking he's an intruder. He pins Adam down and fucks his face. Adam's ass looks real nice as he rides Paul's cock. Nice load from Paul in the end. Then we get Brad Michaels--handsome to the extreme and beautifully buff--posing as a masseur during an undercover sting. He gives his trick an excruciatingly sensual massage before giving him the kind of treatment that costs extra. Bruno assures us that these scenes are being played by "professional porno actors." That's why Adam Rom returns for a threeway with David Cline and Nick Steel. Then Cort Stevens gets a fabulous hummer from Jordan Young in the last sex scene.
