Sizing Up

Online Rental: 48 hrs $12.95 Director: Matt Sterling Studio: Huge Video Starring: Brian Maxon, Kurt Marshall, Steve Cruise, Jeff Pirelli, Mark Miller, Matt Ramsey (aka Peter North), Tony Mitchell (aka Tom Mitchell), Chuck Spencer, Joe Craig, Leigh Patrick (aka Leigh Erickson, Marc Bennett), Doug Cory Rating:

This Matt Sterling pre-condom classic follows a group of Olympic athletes during the '84 games. This gives us a chance to see part of the cast standing around in their jockstraps during an early locker room scene. And they do look good!
    Of course, cover model Brian Maxon would look good in or out of anything. Straight acting Brian is out and proud in this video. His boyfriend Jeff Pirelli, an all-American cutie with a wicked grin, is on hand to root for Brian from the stands. Brian gives him a good-bye kiss in the parking lot before heading off to the locker room.
    Mark Miller wants to get his nut before the games. Kurt Marshall obliges in the locker room, sucking Mark's cock and taking it up the ass.
    After a night of carousing, Doug Cory, a straight hunk, is too drunk to finish undressing. He passes out in bed. His gay buddy (Joe Craig) takes advantage of the situation, stripping him of the rest of his clothes. Joe savors the moment by licking Doug's thighs and ass and even sucks his toes before finally settling down to suck his buddy's thick, knobby dick until Doug shoots a load on Joe's face.
    Steve Cruise and Chuck Spencer visit a gay nightclub. Steve, a hot Latino in leather pants, dances for the crowd, shaking his ass like Ricky Martin. (I think Ricky was still young enough to be doing Menudo on ABC back when this video was made.) Afterward, the two guys have a steamy sexual encounter in the park. Chuck licks the bulging crotch of Steve's leather pants before pulling out his cock to give him a blowjob. After a slobbery face fuck, Steve puts Chuck over his knee and spanks his bare ass. He shoots a load while Chuck eats his ass with most of the cum landing all over his face. Chuck continues to suck his dick to keep it hard, licking the cum off Steve's spent cock. The scene ends with Chuck taking a fierce ass pounding.
    After some '80s style party movie hijinks, Peter North (aka Matt Ramsey), Tony Mitchell, and Jeff Pirelli have a threesome on the shore of a lake. You'd hardly know it from looking at this scene, but Peter North is one of the reigning studs in the straight porno industry. Wearing only a jockstrap, he coaxes a blowjob out of Tony while Jeff buries his face between his buttcheeks. Then Jeff leans down and wraps his beautiful mouth around Tony's dick. It's one of the best blowjobs I've ever seen, made even better by the fact that Jeff is such a gorgeous hunk. Peter leans in like he wants a taste, but for some reason he never gives head in any of his gay porn flicks, even though he usually bottoms. Eventually, Peter takes off his jockstrap and sits on Tony's cock. Jeff leans in to get a closer look as Peter slides his ass up and down on Tony's dick and occasionally takes a mouthful of Peter's irresistible boner. At the end of the scene Peter bends over so Tony can fuck him while Jeff climbs between their legs to watch from underneath. Then Jeff kneels in front of Peter and takes a massive cum blast on his chest after Tom shoots a load on Peter's ass.
    In the last scene, set in a cabin in the woods, Jeff finds Brian reading a book in bed with Leigh Patrick taking a nap beside him. Leigh wakes up to find Brian and Jeff making out. Not wanting to be left out, Leigh goes down on Brian, and before long he's sharing his cock with Jeff. Brian proves to be an enthusiastic cocksucker when he gets into a 69 with Jeff. From the looks of it, he risks suffocating Jeff when he starts fucking his mouth. Jeff rides Brian's cock to orgasm, but the action continues with Jeff sucking Brian's cock while Leigh fucks Jeff up the ass. After Leigh gets off another load, it's Brian's turn to have another go at his boyfriend's welcoming backside.
    Matt Sterling was at the top of his game when he made this one, assembling a cast of horny, energetic, and downright beautiful hunks. He tries to make it feel like a real movie, though he doesn't always succeed. The campy special effects at the beginning of the movie are an unintentional hoot to look at now. But this movie is great where it counts. The sex is fantastic with each scene getting progressively hotter at the movie reaches its finish.