Take Me Home

Online Rental: 48 hrs only $12.95 Director: n/a Studio: Mustang Starring: Steve Lance, Kris Lord, Jeff Hammond, Cody James, Alex Carrington, Drew Kelley, Dan Hooper, Dave Skeffington, Rusty Brooks, Sean Peters Rating:

Since Playgirl is a straight magazine that caters to a straight readership with pictures of straight models who enjoy having straight sex with straight women whom they respect as well as desire, I'm always amused when I find a Playgirl fantasy man in a gay porno movie. Well, we've got a bone-anza here, folks. Not one, not two, but three Playgirl models cumming out to entertain us--the gay male audience!
    First, there's Dave Skeffington (aka May '92 centerfold John Simmonds). This guy is so beautiful it hurts! Perfect body, luscious, fuckable/kissable mouth... In the video's opening scene at a gay sex club, he slowly peels himself out of his skintight workout gear during a performance in front of a mock-up of a locker room. Afterward, the very ripped Mr. Skeffington strokes his veiny, uncut cock for a very appreciative male audience. He gets off a nice, juicy load for the crowd's viewing pleasure, but, unfortunately, it isn't photographed very well.
    Our next Man of the Month is Kris Lord (aka April '92's Kris Kayman). Kris is the sort of man who, when making love, likes to give his partner "everything [he]'d like to receive." (Uh, yeah, Kris. I'm so sure that you really mean that.) Sadly, he doesn't have a partner in this scene, but he does do another good solo j/o. The man is built like a brick shit house, but he still has a boyish smile. Kris strips down til he's bare-ass-naked, then he climbs onto a bed, fastening a leather belt around his neck. Bad boy Kris then proceeds to flagellate his ass with a cat-o'-nine-tails while kneeling on the bed. His weighty cock dangles between his legs. Then he handcuffs one arm to the base of his cock and jerks off with the other one. His shaft is almost as thick as his wrist!
    According to Playgirl, Jeff Hammond (who was calling himself Nikos Dicopolous in the mag shortly after this video was produced) is no stranger to "indoor activities of an erotic nature." I'll say! Cute-butt Nikos--er, I mean Jeff--gets picked up at the aforementioned sex club and fucks a horny twink. The sex is kinda so-so, but Hammond is easily the humpiest member of the cast and always fun to look at.
    There are six scenes in all. The others include a "performance" from Rusty Brooks and twinkish, horsehung Cody James. Beverly Hills brat Alex Carrington does a handsome European musclehunk. And Drew Kelley--a ravenous cocksucker--takes home a bodybuilder coverboy Steve Lance. Lance directs Kelley's furious blowjob with a cute Southie accent. ("Ooh, make that cawk hahd!")
    The dialogue sounds improvised and is realistically awkward. And the moments leading up to the sex appear to be unrehearsed. This is a plus for those of us who get bored with the kind of too-mechanical action scenes found in most videos. The production values are lower than your average Mustang release, but it's still a highly recommendable production.