West Hollywood Hope

Online Rental: 24 hrs $9.99 Director: John Travis Studio: Studio 2000 Starring: Mark Slade (aka str8 male porn star Frank Towers), Clay Maverick, Gregg Arlen, Jeff White, Ricky Starr, Tommy Cruise, Kristian Brooks, Joey Hart, Dean Spencer, Jon Davis and in a non-sexual role - Jason Nikas Rating:

This spoof of TV medical dramas is fun even if it isn't always funny. Clay Maverick stars as Dr. Schwanz, the Chief of Staff at a West Hollywood hospital that's under investigation for excessive insurance claims and unnecessary prostate exams. (Five times the national average.) I've always loved Clay Maverick because he reminds me of a young Scott Bakula. Maverick assures insurance investigator Jason Nikas that the doctors at his facility go to extraordinary lengths to care adequately for the patients.
    With these doctors the patients literally come first. As in the opening scene when Maverick applies "suction" to a patient on the operating table. He yells "Clear!" in time for the other doctors to jump back so the patient's spurting cock won't spatter them. Jon Davis provides the dick, but we don't get to see his face.
    Joey Hart is a patient with a sensitive prostate. He gets relief when Dr. Dean Spencer snaps on the rubber gloves for an anal exam. After a rectal probe, Dr. Dean diagnoses Joey with a severe case of rectal tension. The doctor administers a prostate massage. First with a rubber dildo, then with his huge uncut cock.
    Jeff White plays a young patient who barely survives a car accident. He's distressed because he almost died a virgin. Luckily, Dr. Gregg Arlen is on call. He gives Jeff a sponge bath, then he rids him of his unwanted virginity. Arlen takes care of Jeff's hard cock by giving him a blowjob. After fucking Jeff's mouth, they get into a 69. Arlen Rides Jeff's cock, then he rolls him over and jams four fingers up his butt before spewing a load all over Jeff's lily-white ass.
    Mark Slade and Kristian Brooks play a couple of exhausted interns in one of those "You look like you could use a backrub" scenes. Brooks strips naked and climbs into bed, falling fast asleep while Slade lusts after his hot body. Mark, a straight porn star turned gay exclusive, does all the work here. First, he licks Kristian's ass, then moves to the other side to suck his dick. Kristian remains asleep while Mark fucks him to orgasm. Then Mark pulls out and shoots his load all over Kristian's beautiful backside.
    In the last scene Clay goes down on Tommy Cruise. Yes, Clay Maverick sucks cock! I've been waiting my entire life for this scene. Okay, not my entire life, but I have wanted to see this man suck dick ever since I first stumbled across a picture of him back in 1997. Unfortunately, in most of his other videos, he's always on the receiving end. He makes up for it here by slurping Tommy's hard-on. Gregg Arlen and Ricky Starr are on hand to "observe the procedure." When Gregg waves his dick in Clay's face, Clay starts sucking him off too! Better still, Clay gets bone hard with all that dick in his mouth and starts jerking off.
    Eventually this scene turns into a full-fledged fourway when Tommy gives Ricky a mouthful of his dick. Gregg returns the favor and goes down on Clay while Tommy polishes Ricky's meatstick. Clay fucks Gregg while Ricky fucks Tommy. Then the two top men swap bottoms for a while. Ricky takes it up the ass from Clay while Gregg eats Tommy's ass. And the scene ends with all four guys popping thick, creamy loads.
    The DVD includes a blooper reel, trailers, cast bios, and three photo galleries. The first gallery contains hardcore production stills of the Arlen/White scene and the Hart/Spencer scene. Jeff White and Mark Slade each get their own solo gallery. Mark's lookin' a little pudgy here. Maybe that extra weight is a holdover from his days as a straight male porn star.
    Overall, this is a topnotch production. Sure, you'll be groaning at the bad jokes, but you'll also be moaning at all the hot sex.